'You're so vain' - Rotten robin in Offaly crapping on cars while looking in mirror

'You're so vain' - Robin in Offaly crapping on cars while admiring its reflection

A peculiar robin in Offaly has been repeatedly defecating on parked cars while seemingly fascinated by its own image in car mirrors and windows.

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“I'm banging my head against a brick wall.”

Budget 2026 announcement

Budget 2026 was presented this afternoon by Ministers Jack Chambers and Paschal Donohoe, with reactions from business leaders including Paul Merriman, CEO of Fairstone Ireland, and Aidan O’Neill, Managing Director of ERA. Public opinion remains divided on what this budget truly offers ordinary citizens.

Author’s summary: Offaly’s unusual tales—from a vain robin to local arrests and tight budgets—paint a lively picture of daily life in Ireland’s heartland.

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